Hope you all have a great day!
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Wishing Feet Slip on Cunning Stairs
Hope you all have a great day!
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Chapter 4
"Satan has been lying to you - you have already received the Holy Spirit!"
...and with those words... WHAM-O!!!
I hit the floor where fire-tongued syntax commences
heavenly combat with its Netherworld foil.
Afterward, riding home in a 60's VW Beetle
piloted by the most devout of Christian rockers - I call it a draw!
...and with those words... WHAM-O!!!
I hit the floor where fire-tongued syntax commences
heavenly combat with its Netherworld foil.
Afterward, riding home in a 60's VW Beetle
piloted by the most devout of Christian rockers - I call it a draw!
Friday, October 22, 2010
Chapter 3
Inevitably at any given point during a testosterone drenched bout of street fisticuffs - the shirt comes off of one of the combatants and is often followed by said individual assuming a ridiculous martial arts pose. This person is then usually knocked unconscious... My particular recanting of this pugilistic fable also involves homemade tattoos of down syndrome afflicted canines and an assault rifle hidden behind the front door - just beneath a Salma Hayek shrine. Do I really need to elaborate further? Nah... didn't think so either.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Chapter 2
It has been said "Bird who fly upside down,have dirty crack-up".
This mirthful,frontal lobe platitude was one of a regular rotation
of semi-bawdy philosophical tidbits to spew like dyslexic alphabet
soup from my Father's mouth.
It was upon this wizened foundation that I, with abandon, lay the
first bricks and mortar of my own hillariously subjective house of worship.
This mirthful,frontal lobe platitude was one of a regular rotation
of semi-bawdy philosophical tidbits to spew like dyslexic alphabet
soup from my Father's mouth.
It was upon this wizened foundation that I, with abandon, lay the
first bricks and mortar of my own hillariously subjective house of worship.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Chapter 1
Somewhere near the precise moment that my Grandfather - Vernon Reno Kalispell was being severalized from most of his left hand digits,courtesy of a wayward though by no means malevolent sawblade. Komogwa - that undersea plutocrat of Makah lore emitted a subtle,yet deep sigh sending a single,nearly imperceptible glasslike bubble to rest gently and momentarily upon the waters off Shi Shi beach before bursting silently outward.
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